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  • angelina
    07-03 05:23 PM
    http://s202395528.onlinehome.us/2007/07/03/the-cis-has-really-outdone-itself-this-time/

    CIS has really outdone itself this time

    The CIS has a long and dishonorable history. They have done many unconscionable things in their past, as individuals and as an institution. They are rife with corruption and incompetence. They willfully refuse to follow the law. Their latest stunt, however, tops anything they have done before.



    According to the CIS Ombudsman, the CIS has wasted more than half a million employment based immigrant visas in the last decade. A few years ago, they reserved a huge block of EB immigrant visa numbers with the excuse that they were going to use them to close out a large number of backlogged adjustment of status applications. The result was that the Visa Office had to suddenly retrogress Visa Bulletin cutoff dates. The CIS, of course, didn�t close out even a small fraction of the cases they said they were going to close and tens of thousands of visa numbers were irretrievably lost. Cynical minds believe that they did this deliberately to force a retrogression and stop the filing of additional applications.




    This year, determined to prevent the further waste of visa numbers, the Visa Office advanced cutoff dates so that as many EB immigrant visas as possible could be issued before the end of the fiscal year. A few months earlier, the CIS Ombudsman warned that CIS incompetence and inability to reduce adjustment of status backlogs would likely result in the irrevocable loss of at least 40,000 EB immigrant visa numbers.




    The CIS was said to be very upset by the Visa Office action. They fumed and stomped and finally came up with a plan. This past weekend, they brought in the entire staff of the NSC and TSC and had them pull files. They pulled more than 60,000 pending adjustment of status files and then ordered visa numbers for all of them. Understand, many (most) of these files were missing background security check results and can not be closed. It didn�t matter, the CIS has no intention of closing them, they just wanted to find enough files to order all of the remaining visa numbers and force a retrogression of cutoff dates. This is why the Visa Office had to issue the update yesterday, announcing that there were no more EB visa numbers available for the remainder of the fiscal year.


    By law, the CIS must return all visa numbers they have not used within seven days. Don�t hold your breath waiting for that to happen.




    Consider the effort the CIS put into their scheme to frustrate the plans of thousands of intending applicants. How much overtime pay will the taxpayers have to fork over for this? Worse, I very seriously doubt that we will see more than a few cases actually closed. They will have gone through this entire expensive effort for no reason other than to show that they are capable of throwing an institutional tempter tantrum. At the end of the day, they will again have irrevocably wasted tens of thousands of EB immigrant visa numbers and pushed visa cutoff days back even further.



    And people wonder why we have an immigration problem.



    This entry was posted on July 3, 2007 at 10:22 am and is filed under General. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed. You can leave a response or trackback from your own site.





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  • langagadu
    05-02 08:42 AM
    If I were you, I would explore around the Legal Status from last entry.
    ebizash may be right it won't apply if you enter on AP, still worth exploring that area.


    Thanks for information. To answer I applied my H1b on June 1, 2002.
    My school finished on June 11, 2002. I did apply H1 during school but stupid me did not apply OPT. Then I get approve H1b 7 months later, more like 7 months and 20 days almost 8 months then working. I am out of status more 6 months which very bad.
    I called many lawyers, some do not want to help a few will write letter ( 1 letter 600.00)
    some said I have good chance others said unknown.

    I am still out of status even I applied H1b and waiting more 180 days? I think I am, need good reason to put on letter.





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  • nozerd
    01-20 11:54 AM
    Yesterday after a long time I was reading the Labor cert section on immigrationportal.com. I havent felt the need to read that section since my LC was approved in October 2005.
    I was amazed at the number of EB3 cases being approved with PD's in 01 and 02 as well as EB2 cases in 02 and 03.
    No doubt dates arent moving. More and more ppl are choking the pipeline. We are screwed if numbers arent increased.





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  • Nagireddi
    11-27 10:52 PM
    What's the heck.What happened? Who gave me the red? Did I piss off anybody?



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  • gunabcd
    06-21 02:55 PM
    For my canada GC i calibrated my camera, took pictures of 3 of us with my 3 mega-pixel camera, and printed at walmart on 4x6 then cut 27 X 27mm, and it worked, i have canada GC. just make sure front face, white b/g, enough brightness. i would not risk it for my US GC though.





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  • meridiani.planum
    11-04 02:41 AM
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    I thought "we are getting married soon" is implied in my post. Anyways to be more clear ..we are getting married next month i.e. December. I have recently got i 140 cleared . Next month i will have my marriage done and marriage certificate ready. Her country of birth is different that of mine i.e. not India and is current for EB-2. Could you please help me with these doubts.

    1.) I have a masters degree from USA and my employer is willing to file under EB-2. my wife is bachelors. Can i apply in EB-2 for both of us and charge it to her quota since it is current for her country.

    yes. Since your job profile seems to meet EB2 requirements and you qualify, you can file under EB2. She will be a dependent in this case, her qualifications dont really matter, the petition is based on your job and qualifications.

    2.)Would she need to be physically here in USA for filing i 485.

    for filing an adjustment of status, which is what you typically want, yes.

    3.) one of my acquaintance was telling me that the GC we get using cross chargeability is a conditonal one and not like regular GC. Is this true.?

    no. a GC through marriage is conditional, yours is through employment, so its not.

    4.)Is cross chargeability always possible or does it depend on the will and mercy of uscis.

    always possible, its the law, its not upto the discretion of the USCIS

    5.) Is it true that we might have to go through rigorous and sometimes humiliating interview processes to finally get the GC.

    no. Yours is an EB(employment based) case, you are confusing this with getting a GC through marriage to a US citizen. In that scenario people face a rigorous and indeed sometimes humiliating experience simply because USCIS does not know whether you are marrying only for the GC. (Mail-order bride - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mail-order_bride))

    6.)Does she also have to do MS to use cross chargeability and file in EB-2

    Nope, her qualifications dont matter. Think if this as a team effort: your qualifications take care of the EB2 part of things and her country of birth defines the priority date



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  • kk_kk
    07-30 10:33 AM
    do you have someone to receive your mails at address 'X' ? post office does not forward letters from USCIS. they will be sent back for corrections .





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  • desi3933
    02-26 06:13 PM
    I had a 10 year multiple entry B1/B2 visa which was to expire in 2013. I got married a couple of months ago, and since my husband is on a H1B, I got a H4 visa for the next 1.5 years. My passport with the B1/B2 visa DOES NOT have CWOP (Canceled without prejudice) written on it. My question is- has my B1/B2 visa been canceled? Or is it still valid? Can I hold 2 visas for entry into the US at the same time. If it has not been canceled, can I still use it for entry into the US once I lose my H4 status? Thank you for your time.

    Chitra -

    It depends on your reason for seeking entry into USA. If you are going to stay as dependent of H-1B worker, you can NOT use B1/B2 visa to enter.

    >> Can I hold 2 visas for entry into the US at the same time.
    One can have multiple visas in the passport, but only 1 visa can be used to seek entry into USA.

    >> can I still use it for entry into the US once I lose my H4 status?
    Please explain the scenario.


    ___________________
    Not a legal advice.



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  • msyedy
    01-25 11:28 AM
    Nuke bill was an agreement between two nations - India and USA - hence Indian govt had a legtimate interest to lobby for it. Lobbying to change the immigration laws of a sovereign nation by a foreign govt is another cup of tea altogether, and will definitely give a bad name to our cause. You have seen what happened when Vincente Fox lobbied for CIR: even americans who were otherwise sympathetic to CIR were hostile to the idea of a foreign head of state telling them what to do with their immigration laws, and quite understandably so. This is a dead horse anyways - what is the point of flogging it further ?

    How nuke bill is related to SKIL bill......

    Admin close this forum.





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  • bekugc
    06-20 05:57 PM
    sure, pls verify with lawyer to be safe

    common consensus seems to be -->

    if u have a valid/unexpired h1 petition, then even after using AP, u can continue to use the H1 for 'work authorization' ( u dont need to use EAD at the same employer).
    But after using AP, officially ur status is 'parolee' and not H1-B. (official status of entry as put on i94 doc)
    After using AP, u can further extend ur H1 if u want to -> in this case your status officially changes to H1b from parolee.
    After using AP, if u desperately need to get back on H1 (for whatever reason) -> u can either extend ur H1 or amend ur H1, both these will put u back on H1.
    Some people also say if u have used AP , but still have a valid h1 petition and desperately want to get back to H1, then u cud go to a consulate abroad, get ur h1 visa stamped and reenter and once again ur officially back on H1 ( seems valid, but i dont know anyone who tried this)

    hope this helps...



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  • AmericanAccent
    09-06 10:29 PM
    I am not sure how your T and R is ,American Accent has T/R in unique way

    American accent uses toungue movements in a specific way (just like any languague has its own movements)

    It depends from person to person ,and the teacher helped me personally as per my need

    And yes Im still practising my Exercises


    IMHO, Any one will not get the accent because of training. One will come closer to the accent only over time. How ever, it will never be perfect.

    On the flip side, why would any Highly Skilled Immigrant working in American companies want to learn "accent" off of work. Their work place offers a lot than the website suggested.

    Am I feeding a troll? I guess..





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  • amitjoey
    01-04 04:10 PM
    I know we missed the Dec 31st goal, but sounds like we brought in new members at a faster pace than in the past.
    Hopefully all these new memebers will be active participants and donors.

    Thanks for your quote, just the same thought on my mind.



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  • kumar1
    03-05 11:12 AM
    Yestogc- Please do not write "plz" instead of "please". We have "English Language Cop" hovering over us.

    You know what I am saying....

    I am apologetic if my message sent any wrong signals anywhere.
    But Sledge Hammer........... plz mind the words that you write we are all civilized people and need to behave live one.





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  • meridiani.planum
    06-20 12:24 PM
    Can someone who used Advance Parole to travel back to USA extend his H1.
    Candidate has H1 valid while coming back and also worked on H1 after coming back.

    yes, Even if you used your AP to travel back to US, you can come back and file an H1 extension.



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  • mk6
    07-17 06:58 PM
    my lawyer missed the 2nd july deadline even when he had all the papers. Now i am asking him to meet 30th july deadline he is not responding . what are the papers needed to file I485. Can I file it without lawyers help? He does have my immunization papers





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  • chris
    10-18 08:22 AM
    Hi Kitiara,
    Ive had a look at your animation, and Ive got the size down roughly another 2k.

    What I did was I opened up the animation in fireworks and exported/optimised each layer, then I reopened each image and put them back on the canvas which I then trimmed to match your layers.

    What you could try is to only use photoshop for the image work and apply the text from fireworks, I'm not sure if this would make much of a difference but it might reduce it a further couple of k.:bandit:



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  • beppenyc
    03-20 08:15 PM
    http://www.prnewswire.com/cgi-bin/stories.pl?ACCT=104&STORY=/www/story/03-20-2006/0004323801&EDATE=

    Q Okay. My question is, since 9/11, one of the key things that we need
    is immigration reform, including comprehensive immigration reform that is
    right now in front of Senator Specter's committee in the Judiciary. There are
    two principles I'm hoping that you would support: One, the good people, the
    engineers, the PhDs, the doctors, the nurses, the people in the system who
    have followed the rules, will go to the head of the line in any form of
    immigration reform. That's Title IVz of the bill.
    Secondly, the illegals who have not followed the rules -- I understand the
    debate, I appreciate your statements about immigration reform, but isn't it
    better that we know who they are, have them finger-printed and photographed,
    and allow some form of 245I to come back so --

    THE PRESIDENT: Tell people what that is. Tell people what 245I is.

    Q Okay -- 245I is a partial amnesty program that expired back in 2001,
    in fact, was going to be voted on on 9/11, unfortunately. But those -- it was
    a small segment of the illegal population where they would pay the $1,000 fine
    and, for example, coming in illegally, then marrying an American citizen,
    could somehow legalize their status.

    THE PRESIDENT: Okay. Let me give you some broad principles on
    immigration reform as I see them. First of all, we do need to know who's
    coming into our country and whether they're coming in illegally, or not
    legally -- legally or not legally -- and whether they're coming in or going
    out. And part of reforms after September the 11th was a better system of
    finding out who's coming here.
    Secondly, we have a big border between Texas and Mexico that's really hard
    to enforce. We got to do everything we can to enforce the border,
    particularly in the south. I mean, it's the place where people are pouring
    across in order to find work. We have a situation in our own neighborhood
    where there are way -- disparities are huge, and there are jobs in America
    that people won't do. That's just a fact. I met an onion grower today at the
    airport when I arrived, and he said, you got to help me find people that will
    grow onions -- pluck them, or whatever you do with them, you know.
    (Laughter.) There are jobs that just simply aren't getting done because
    Americans won't do them. And yet, if you're making 50 cents an hour in
    Mexico, and you can make a lot more in America, and you got mouths to feed,
    you're going to come and try to find the work. It's a big border, of which --
    across which people are coming to provide a living for their families.
    Step one of any immigration policy is to enforce our border in practical
    ways. We are spending additional resources to be able to use different
    detection devices, unmanned UAVs, to help -- and expand Border Patrol, by the
    way, expand the number of agents on the border, to make sure we're getting
    them the tools necessary to stop people from coming across in the first place.
    Secondly, part of the issue we've had in the past is we've had -- for lack
    of a better word -- catch and release; the Border Patrol would find people
    sneaking in; they would then hold them for a period of time; they'd say, come
    back and check in with us 45 days later, and then they wouldn't check in 45
    days later. And they would disappear in society to do the work that some
    Americans will not do.
    And so we're changing catch and release. We're particularly focusing on
    those from Central America who are coming across Mexico's southern border,
    ending up in our own -- it's a long answer, but it's an important question:
    How do we protect our borders, and at the same time, be a humane society?
    Anyway, step one, focus on enforcing border; when we find people, send
    them home, so that the work of our Border Patrol is productive work.
    Secondly, it seems like to me that part of having a border security
    program is to say to people who are hiring people here illegally, we're going
    to hold you to account. The problem is our employers don't know whether
    they're hiring people illegally because there's a whole forgery industry
    around people being smuggled into the United States. There's a smuggling
    industry and a forgery industry. And it's hard to ask our employers, the
    onion guy out there, whether or not he's got -- whether or not the documents
    that he's being shown that look real are real.
    And so here's a better proposal than what we're doing today, which is to
    say, if you're going to come to do a job an American won't do, you ought to be
    given a foolproof card that says you can come for a limited period of time and
    do work in a job an American won't do. That's border security because it
    means that people will be willing to come in legally with a card to do work on
    a limited basis, and then go home. And so the agents won't be chasing people
    being smuggled in 18-wheelers or across the Arizona desert. They'll be able
    to focus on drugs and terrorists and guns.
    The fundamental question that he is referring to is, what do we do about -
    - there's two questions -- one, should we have amnesty? And the answer, in my
    judgment, is, no, we shouldn't have amnesty. In my judgment, granting
    amnesty, automatic citizenship -- that's what amnesty means -- would cause
    another 11 million people, or however many are here, to come in the hopes of
    becoming a United States citizen. We shouldn't have amnesty. We ought to
    have a program that says, you get in line like everybody else gets in line;
    and that if the Congress feels like there needs to be higher quotas on certain
    nationalities, raise the quotas. But don't let people get in front of the
    line for somebody who has been playing by the rules. (Applause.)
    And so, anyway, that's my ideas on good immigration policy. Obviously,
    there's going to be some questions we have to answer: What about the person
    who's been here since 1987 -- '86 was the last attempt at coming up with
    immigration reform -- been here for a long period of time. They've raised a
    family here. And my only advice for the Congress and for people in the debate
    is understand what made America. We're a land of immigrants. This guy is
    from Hungary, you know. (Applause.) And we got to treat people fairly.
    We've got to have a system of law that is respectful for people.
    I mean, the idea of having a program that causes people to get stuck in
    the back of 18-wheelers, to risk their lives to sneak into America to do work
    that some people won't do is just not American, in my judgment. And so I
    would hope the debate would be civil and uphold the honor of this country.
    And remember, we've been through these periods before, where the immigration
    debate can get harsh. And it should not be harsh. And I hope -- my call for
    people is to be rational about the debate and thoughtful about what words can
    mean during this debate.
    Final question, sir. You're paying me a lot of money and I got to go back
    to work. (Laughter.)



    PS I did not know about the story of I-245 on 9/11....





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  • punjabi
    09-10 02:54 PM
    Hi javans,

    I am not an attorney, but I have seen people using 3 yrs of experience to count for 1 year of education. And EB2 category needs at least 5 years of experience in the job area in which you will be applying PERM.

    Thus, 3 years of education + 3 yrs of exprience + 5 years of experience = EB2 category.

    You will need an Expert letter for an accredited Evaluation to prove that 3 years of education+experience = 4 yrs of education.

    I have myself not done it, but I have met few people in the past who did that.

    And as far as second question goes, I have not heard anything like that at all. If you are inclined to do online course for one year, I suggest you to do Masters (1.5 years of education and .half year of research project).

    Hope it helps.

    Good luck!

    Thanks for the reply Veni001. Can anyone please answer to my second part of question i.e. online degree course.

    Thanks,
    javans





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  • ramus
    06-19 08:47 PM
    You can take photo any where you want as long as you meet their photo specs.
    If you have AAA membership try it... You will get it for free.


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    EADplease
    08-28 03:27 PM
    My I140 is transfered to TSC and so my attorney sent I-485/ I-765/ I-131 to TX... I was actually worried if this is okay -- I thought all I-485 no matter what have to be sent to NSC...

    My attorney gave me FedEx tracking number and it shows it's delivered to Garland, TX and signed by B. Thomas. Is anybody familiar with this name? I thought TSC is in Msquite, TX and I am worried if my application has been sent to a wrong address... I sent all of my application in July 24th...

    Thanks for any comments!

    If it has to be transferred Texas why my employer did this * intentionally * to Nebraska :mad:

    huh.. hopefully it will not delay my receipt date. I am planning to travel abroad and waiting for the 485 receipt notice..

    Thanks for your answers. Really appreciated :)





    sanjay02
    05-22 08:12 PM
    Hi
    I had filed my I-485 in Jun 2007 my PD is Nov 2005 and was called for an interview at the local USCIS office in Feb 2009. My I-485 was pre-approved, now I am about to apply for AP renewal.

    The question I have is which service center do I mail in my AP renewal docs? My original application was filed in Nebraska. So do I file it there or send it to service center in Missouri? Can any one who has similar experience post the answer to this?


    Thnks
    Sanjay

    Bump!



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